forse mi prendo a fare lo cheff in un pub mo te racconto come e andata

Io:i m looking for a job
Owner:What kind of job?
Io:i do all i need monney!
Owner:come from?
Io:italy
owner:ITALY!whait i go in the kitchen,becouse i need a cheff
do you know how to cook?
io:better than the inglish people!
owner:i know!
e poi in pratika mi fa sapere
cioe conta che la gente me kiede have you got the civ?(curriculum)
io:no,but dosent matter i dont know nothing!